Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

• WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
• collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

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    I feel like this should be stupid, but he’s still very hot in any scenario

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